I wish you were a nice person. But you just aren’t.

– You’re too intense. That’s embarassing.
– Not for me.
– Just pretend you don’t figure people out. Go along.
– “I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me”.
– You’re not Woody Allen!
– Unfortunately. But you’re Spielberg. And you should stop pretending you figure people out, you know. Go along!